Please, take my advice. If you ever go to the store and, in a moment of weakness and longing for the wonderful taste of bacon, see this…

…walk away, quickly! Do not consider it and do NOT buy it!

Trust me, I’m all for bacon. I consider it one of my favorite foods and believe it should be it’s own food group with a minimum daily requirement! I was hopeful, (or more accurately, desperate) when I found this. Being a somewhat adventurous (again, desperate) person, I tired it. I love bacon and I love popcorn… but this… this was an abomination to all things that salty and smoked of the pork and or popped corn variety.

To this day, 2 weeks or so later, my microwave still emits a “bacon bits” type smell when turned on, despite thorough cleaning.

You have been warned.